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You're growing tired.Your eyelids are getting heavy.You feel very sleepy now.You are gradually losing
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"If I Only Had A Brain":I might be in the shower,I might be gone for hours,I can't
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Voice 1:Gee, Dave, what do you feel like doing tonight?Voice 2:Same thing we do every night, Ro
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With apologies to Robert Burns:O ma phone is but an ebon box,Wha' rings when I'm awa'.
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"Under the Boardwalk":Oh, when you call our room,and all you get is a machine,and t
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"Muppet Show" theme:It's time to leave a messageAfter you hear the tone,It's time t
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"Raiders of the Lost Ark" in background:You've reached the residence of John and Tom.We can't come to t
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Hitchhikers Guide theme: The Cerius Cybernetic Corporation was happy to correct the problem of all that ick
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Hitchhikers Guide theme: The Cerius Cybernetic Corporation was happy to correct the problem of all that ick
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Hitchhikers Guide theme: The Cerius Cybernetic Corporation was happy to correct the problem of all that ick
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Hitchhikers Guide theme: The Cerius Cybernetic Corporation was happy to correct the problem of all that ick
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Answering machine message 106
Hitchhikers Guide theme: The Cerius Cybernetic Corporation was happy to correct the problem of all that ick
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Answering machine message 106
Hitchhikers Guide theme: The Cerius Cybernetic Corporation was happy to correct the problem of all that ick
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Answering machine message 106
Hitchhikers Guide theme: The Cerius Cybernetic Corporation was happy to correct the problem of all that ick
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Answering machine message 106
Hitchhikers Guide theme: The Cerius Cybernetic Corporation was happy to correct the problem of all that ick
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