An old Englishman walks into a bar an asks for a bottle of 38 year

old wine from Leonne, France. The bar tender not wanting to go to

the cellar gave the Englishman the closest bottle of wine he has.

The Englishman tasted it and said: “This wine is only 2 years old

and is from Santiago de Chile.” The bartender was amazed, but at

the same time curios, so he gave him another bottle. The

Englishman goes: “This wine is 17 years old and is from San Diego,

California.” The bartender was so amazed that he gave him another

bottle. The Englishman tasted it and said: “This wine is 30 years

old and is from Lima, Peru.” Finally the bartender goes to the

cellar and got the right bottle and gave it to the Englishman. The

Englishman said: “Finally, a 38 year old wine from Leonne, France.”

An old drunk that had been watching goes up to the Englishman and

said: “Could you please tell me what kind of drink is this” and

hands him a cup. The old Englishman tasted and said: “What the

fuck… this is piss.” And the drunk replied: “Yeah I know but

could you please tell me from where because I’m so drunk that I

don’t remember where I live.”