Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC mein interview dene jata hai.
Interview mein manager poochta hai

So.. Mr. Software Engineer , what do u expect for the salary ?
"Software Engineer : "Jyada nahi saab, bus mahine ka 80 hazaar rupaye, Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, ar kuch naukar-chakar"

Manager: "Ok Mr Software Engineer , Hum aapko mahiney ka ek Lakh pachas hazzar rupayei, Ek bada sa bunglow in Nariman Point, Ek BMW gadi with a Driver, aap ke baccho ko school ka admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife ke liye"

Software Engineer is very excited
Software Engineer : "Kyo saab majaak kartey ho!"

Manager: "Shuru kisne kiya tha?"