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You have a nickname like Pinto, Bunty, Bunny, Dolly, or Penny.
Your last name is longer than ten letters, i.e. Chandraprakash or Subramanian.
You get high off butter chicken and/or mango frooti.
Your gang's name is the Fob Squad or Fobby By Nature.
Your gang's uniform is a Michael Jackson T-shirt with Rambo pants.
Your top pick-up line is "Just have your mummy call my mummy baby, it isbeing all good."
You use a whole bottle of hair gel whenever you leave the house.
At clubs, you're overheard saying, "So what if my mummy picks out myclothes, you know this gear is fly baby!" (for guys)
You wear tight-ass jeans. (for girls)
You have to jack up your pants to get them tight. (for girls)
You have a mustache. (for guys and girls)
You are a pencil-bearded Malu.
Your the captain and sole member of your school's cricket team.
You play the sitar and/or tabla three hours everyday.
You go to Rutgers University or the University of Maryland at CollegePark.
You wear a turban, with a chin-strap.
You're a fake DJ.
You leave you're top three buttons undone to showoff your chest hairs and gold chains.
People can smell your imitation Drakkar Noir from miles away.
You play Aantakshri.
You go on America Online to pick up guys or girls.
You work at an Indian grocery store or jewelry store to meet girls.
You got a nose-ring, watched "Kama Sutra," or smoke bedis in order to "keep it real."
Trying to assimilate into American society, you changed your name to LeRoy Jenkins from Ramandeep Jitinder Sandhu Akash.
You wear a kurta pajama at clubs.
Anyone you don't like is a "bloody idiot" or a "bastard."
You have posters of Salman Khan all over your room.
You nod your head the same way for yes and no.
You're favorite expression is "VOH!"
Instead of saying something's the bomb, you say, "That was awesome "thing man!"